Burning the Altar

Daube d’abergine, cauliflower purée, and quinoa. #vegan...

Fri, 03 May 2013 21:30:21 -0400

Daube d’abergine, cauliflower purée, and quinoa. #vegan #imadethis #suckitbitches

I could barely get into my side of the garage today…...

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:43:38 -0400

I could barely get into my side of the garage today… again. Yeah, fold your mirror in cuz that had to be a real tight squeeze, you #fucking #twat #cantpark #thanksasshole

#whenthelastswordisdrawn

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:32:16 -0400

#whenthelastswordisdrawn

I just learned these are #vegan it’s on, mother fuckers

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:55:02 -0400

I just learned these are #vegan it’s on, mother fuckers

“That little guy? Don’t worry about that little...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:04:39 -0400

“That little guy? Don’t worry about that little guy.” #vegan #pancakes

Found this in the back of the fridge. It’s really good!...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 03:02:07 -0400

Found this in the back of the fridge. It’s really good! Very sharp ginger beer. #na #gingerbeer #itkindaburns #thetinglingmeansitsworking

I thought the shirt got mangled during shipping but it looks...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 23:28:17 -0400

I thought the shirt got mangled during shipping but it looks great. #frightrags #thething #cheatingbitch

#sportsmanship #books #grim #death #illustration #mütter

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 22:47:19 -0400

#sportsmanship #books #grim #death #illustration #mütter

I don’t know what function it’s supposed to serve,...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 21:03:48 -0500

I don’t know what function it’s supposed to serve, but I like it. Thanks @catsnapsandsnacks ! #fuckoff #grumpy #ceramic

abandonedporn: The Green Bedroom (by Bousure)

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 01:33:25 -0500

abandonedporn:

The Green Bedroom (by Bousure)

New book. So excited for this. #grim #death #theempireofdeath...

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 19:29:14 -0500

New book. So excited for this. #grim #death #theempireofdeath #koudounaris #ossuary #illustrated

Bones, Ghosts, and Paul Koudounaris

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 00:46:19 -0500

Bones, Ghosts, and Paul Koudounaris

365 Days of Battlefield Earth

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 20:40:49 -0500

365 Days of Battlefield Earth is a very simple practical joke or way of letting someone know you intensely dislike them that expresses a clear message without (legally, at least) crossing the line into outright hostility. It is simple, but brutal, and nearly universal (There are very few people that don’t hate Battlefield Earth, so few as making this prank virtually perfect). This prank can also be referred to by its shorter and more catchy alias Troll-volta.

There is only one rule, and it is simple: Somehow give the target 365 copies of Battlefield Earth within one calendar year.

Ideally, you want to cause the target to receive one copy of the movie every day for 365 days, but it’s understood this may be impractical. You could, of course, just give the target all 365 copies at once, but you’d be missing the point, which is to make the target suffer completely, slowly, and painfully for an entire year.

Get creative. Burn 365 copies and hide them in or around the target’s home, work, place of leisure, so long as it’s in a place where they will definitely find it within a year. Do they frequent a gas station on a schedule? Get the attendent to slip them a copy. Get the target’s parents, siblings, children to slip them a copy. Place it in their car on the seat, in the visor, in the glove box, or detach the battery terminals and leave a few copies under the hood. Replace the disc for movies that they watch religiously with a BE disc. Make a digital archive of the disc and trick them into downloading and opening it. Do you work at a stadium? Invite them to a game and show an excerpt briefly on the Jumbotron. At a bare minimum, mail them or place them in the mailbox a week or month’s worth at a time. You should get the picture by now.

You do not have to make them watch it, of course. Just make it so they have to deal with the cop(ies) you give them.

WARNING: I am confident at the effectiveness of this prank, so long as you abide the tenants of it mercilessly. However, it’s incredibly powerful (hypothetically) and I can’t promise you that you’ll ever be able to have a working relationship with that person again.

Test-Driving the Apocalypse

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 18:11:27 -0500

Test-Driving the Apocalypse:

Behind much of the apocalypse talk and the questionably-ironic zombie preparation classes at REI is a sense that something fundamental is out of balance. It may be impossible to articulate but, on a low level, we feel a sense of disquiet.

#grim #skull #skeleton #human #remains #museum

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 21:37:27 -0500

#grim #skull #skeleton #human #remains #museum

Hey fun boys, get a room!

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:14:21 -0500

Hey fun boys, get a room!

you-need-satan: “Event Horizon” (1997) Terrifying, amazing...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 22:25:13 -0500

you-need-satan:

“Event Horizon” (1997)

Terrifying, amazing flick.

meinekleinefabrik: Wiki: The War Game is a 1965 television...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:09:57 -0500

meinekleinefabrik:

Wiki:

The War Game is a 1965 television documentary-style drama depicting the effects of nuclear war on Britain. Written, directed, and produced by Peter Watkinsfor the BBC’s The Wednesday Playanthology series, it caused dismay within the BBC and in government and was withdrawn from television transmission on 6 August 1965 (the twentieth anniversary of the Hiroshima bombing). The Corporation said that “the effect of the film has been judged by the BBC to be too horrifying for the medium of broadcasting”. However, it had some distribution in cinemas and won theAcademy Award for Best Documentary Feature in 1966. But it remained unshown in full on British television until 1985.

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Ediface Complex

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 01:31:00 -0500

Ediface Complex:

“So this isn’t the original building?” Adams asked.

“But yes, of course it is.”

“But it’s been burned down?”

“Yes.”

“Twice.”

“Many times.”

“And rebuilt.”

“Of course. It is an important and historic building.”

“With completely new materials.”

“But of course. It was burned down.”

“So how can it be the same building?”

“It is always the same building.”

There Are Over 200 Bodies on Mount Everest, And They’re Used as Landmarks

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 01:11:19 -0500

There Are Over 200 Bodies on Mount Everest, And They’re Used as Landmarks